Thursday, 15 May 2014

marathi jokes sms - marathi vinod 2014

Marathi vinod - marathi jokes sms



Natu - aaji! mi running race madhe bhag ghyala jaat ahe. mala aashirwad de .....

Aaji - savkash pal re baba
Mitra asavet tar aase .......
ekda mi ghari ushira pochalao
babani vicharle, "kuthe hotas?"
mi mhanolo,"mitranch kade hoto".
babani majhya samor 10 mitrana phone kele.
4 jane mhanali, "ha, kaka ithech aahe."
2 jane mhanali, "bas, nightoyach aata"
3 jane mahanli, "itech ahe kaka, abhyas kartoy. phone deu ka?"
1 ne tar haddch keli.
mhanala, "ha, papa bola kay jhale?"
(aata sanga pratek mitra jaruri aahe ki nahi?)
chotula mastar prashna vichartat
master : "britania tiger" packvar jo hirva thipka aahe tyacha arth kay?
chotu : tyacha arth ahe "tiger" online aahe
Lagnachya purvi
Mulga - Ya divasachi mi kadhi pasun vat pahat aahe.
mulgi - tar mi jau?
mulga - che ! che !
mulga - tu majhyavar prem kartos na?
mulgi - karit hot, karit aahe, aani karit rahin
mulga - tu majhi kadhi phasavnuk karshil ka?
mulga - nahi! tyapeksha mi maran patkarin.
mulgi - tu majhe premane lad karshil na?
mulga - nehmi.
mulgi - tu mala kadhi marshil ka?
mulga - nahi, mi tasla manus nahi.
mulgi - mi tujhyavar vishvas tevhu shakto
mulga - ho.
mulga - oh darling.
Lagna nantar ............
Khalun var vacha.
Mulinchi khasiyat
england - dressing
america - style
spain - beauty
brazil - hot
marathi????
khasiyat aso va naso
attitude chi
kachich kami nahi baba . . . . .
jagatil sagylat fast network 2 prakare aahe...
1 - Email
2 - Female
eka mintat ikadchi gost tikde pohchavtat
" Tu dilelya nakaracha virus mule
majhya premachi filie aata
corrupt jhali aahe
kitihi format marla tari
majhe mann tujhya aathvanit hang hote.
tujhya varche prem
manatun Log out kele tari
majhya makalat kele tari
majhya nakalat te punha login hote"
- tujha
Computer Engineer
Teacher - phudil vakyanchi marathit rupantar kara ....
FAST, FASTER and FASTEST.
jhampya - Paal......
jorat paal.....
tujhya maila paal .. tujhya !!!!!!!! :)


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