Every engineering
student has once in life said
“10th
la Jast marks kadhle tikdech chukla”.
Maharashtrians
don’t take rest,
Aamhi
thode vel aadave padto
*What is
mutual understanding
Friend1:
Result lagla ka re?
Friend2:
Lagla nahi re … Lagle!
Best Part of
Monsoon is that,
Baher
Jayacha kantala ala asel
Tar pavsacha
kaaran deu shakto .
Never make
you girl cry
Bcoz
pathi 100 chutiye rumal gheun tayarch astat
Paus ani
bayko survatilach changale vatatat,
Nantar nusti
Chik-Chik.
Pori radlya
ki rumal yetat,
Pora
radle ki khambe yetat!
Club isn’t the
best place to find lover
Mhanun aamhi
lagnat pori baghayla jato.
USA: You
are so Skinny
Aplyakade:
Hadachi kad an Bochyacha tuntuna
What couples
thinking now:
“Yaar
mast pavsat baby la kiss karchay”
What I am thinking:
“Bc chaddya
nahi suknar.. udya vande hotel”
When someone
appreciate Maharashtrian,
We don’t say
thank you, Instead we say
“Kashyala
garibachi chesta kartos”
Love
marriage is incomplete without
Aai saying
“Tila ya gharat aanla tar majha melela tond baghshil”
Mi tichya
ghari ghodya var basun varaat nenar hoto,
Ti mala
ch ghoda laun geli.
All
Marathi boyfriend’s names start with
J,E,V,L,I,S,K,A
Every
address in Maharashtra ends with
“Tikde
jaun vichara kunihi sangel”
Every
sentence has double meaning
If you
are chaavat enough.
Shopping with
parent is all about,
“Vaadhtya
aangache kapde ghe”
Jar mi
phone var boltana ek pan shivi det nasel
Tar samjun
ja mi gharat ahe.
Mi patavleli
mulgi ghar sambhalel ki nahi
Yachi aai
la jarahi chinta nahiye,
Tila
majhya var evdha vishwas aahe ki tila,
Mahit aahe
majhyane mulgi patnaarch nahi.
Mom says
good night
Maa says
shubh ratri
Aai says “taak
to mobile chulit ani ghe zopun”
Prem asa
kari ki ticha bhau ch
Ek divas
tula bhauji bola pahije
Lagnachya
mandapat navri radat hoti,
Aani 2
varshani lagnaachi CD bagun
Navra
radat hota.
Family
trips are more like dev darshan
Rather
than vacation
Your
future husband is probably out there
Standing in
mutton chi line now.
*There are
two types of Moms*
Who call
their son girlfriend as Sunbai,
Who call
their son girlfriend as Bhavaani.
Tichya
aathavani madhe mann guntavnya peksha
Mutual funds
madhe paise guntav,
Ti kahi
parat yenar nahi, Paise Kamal yetil.
Date var
nhenare khup jan ahet
Pan
Jejuri la tula uchalun nenara shodh.
Me: Bhava
Porgi patavli.
Mitra:
Are wahh, Chal Basuya
Me: Bhava
sodun geli ti Mala.
Mitra: Chal
tujha mood set karayla Basuya
Me: Bhava
majha accident jhalay.
Mitra: chal
hospital madhe basuya.
In world
full of babe, darling, crush
Be my चि. सौ. कां.
In Maharashtra
we don’t have bullet bike,
We call
it “Fatfati”
Maharashtrians
don’t waste money on
Buying safety
lockers fir storing money,
Instead
we use “Tandlacha Dabba”
We love
window seat for two reasons:
1.
To see natural view
2.
Ultya
No need
to get drunk to dance like idiot
Nashik
dhol is enough for that.
According
to My aai every girl in group photo
With me
is suspect sunbai for her
10-12th
cha result Swapna dakhavto
Ani last
year cha result aapli layki
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